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Phrases that work both on the golf course as well as in the bedroom
FamousDavis- Admin
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Phrases that work both on the golf course as well as in the bedroom
FamousDavis Sat Apr 06, 2013 10:14 am
"Your wife is the best partner I've had in quite some time. Can we swap again next week?"
"Man that was tight!"
"Try a more fluid stroke"
Mongrel- Posts : 1780
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Re: Phrases that work both on the golf course as well as in the bedroom
Mongrel Sat Apr 06, 2013 6:29 pm
"Get in the hole!"
One that does'nt: "Bite, you c*cksucker!"
One that does'nt: "Bite, you c*cksucker!"
rooteen- Posts : 72
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Re: Phrases that work both on the golf course as well as in the bedroom
rooteen Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:30 am
Stop!!! you little white b!tch.
Lord Helmet- Posts : 123
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Re: Phrases that work both on the golf course as well as in the bedroom
Lord Helmet Sun Apr 07, 2013 8:30 am
Gotta figure out one to incorporate kiwi's "bush pig" saying. That cracked me up. Bush pig.
jetdriver- Posts : 18
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Re: Phrases that work both on the golf course as well as in the bedroom
jetdriver Sun Apr 07, 2013 2:32 pm
...that was my hook, now you show me your slice!
FamousDavis- Admin
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Re: Phrases that work both on the golf course as well as in the bedroom
FamousDavis Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:03 am
Get up!
Poe4soul- Posts : 417
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Re: Phrases that work both on the golf course as well as in the bedroom
Poe4soul Mon Apr 08, 2013 12:36 pm
Mongrel would roll with "My back hurts, do you mind driving?"
Mongrel- Posts : 1780
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Re: Phrases that work both on the golf course as well as in the bedroom
Mongrel Mon Apr 08, 2013 12:43 pm
Poe4soul wrote:Mongrel would roll with "My back hurts, do you mind driving?"
Almost but the exact question is "My back hurts a bit, do you mind driving the cart so I can walk to the green to try to stretch it out?"
Kiwigolfer- Posts : 477
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Re: Phrases that work both on the golf course as well as in the bedroom
Kiwigolfer Mon Apr 08, 2013 2:41 pm
"I hardly touched it!"
Mongrel- Posts : 1780
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Re: Phrases that work both on the golf course as well as in the bedroom
Mongrel Mon Apr 08, 2013 2:59 pm
"Hit the stick!"
"Its burried deep."
"That's out of bounds."
"Its burried deep."
"That's out of bounds."
Horseballs- Posts : 752
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Re: Phrases that work both on the golf course as well as in the bedroom
Horseballs Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:01 pm
I always blow up a hole.
Give me a double on that hole.
This rough is deep.
Yes! Tracy
Give me a double on that hole.
This rough is deep.
Yes! Tracy
jetdriver- Posts : 18
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Re: Phrases that work both on the golf course as well as in the bedroom
jetdriver Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:18 pm
I knocked that hole stiff! 
jt1135- Posts : 445
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Re: Phrases that work both on the golf course as well as in the bedroom
jt1135 Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:45 pm
F*CK
Poe4soul- Posts : 417
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Re: Phrases that work both on the golf course as well as in the bedroom
Poe4soul Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:33 pm
Mongrel wrote:Poe4soul wrote:Mongrel would roll with "My back hurts, do you mind driving?"
Almost but the exact question is "My back hurts a bit, do you mind driving the cart so I can walk to the green to try to stretch it out?"
So I paraphrased your question a bit.
Mongrel- Posts : 1780
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Re: Phrases that work both on the golf course as well as in the bedroom
Mongrel Mon Apr 08, 2013 7:29 pm
jt1135 wrote:F*CK
SUCK.
snapper- Posts : 6
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Re: Phrases that work both on the golf course as well as in the bedroom
snapper Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:28 pm
I'm gonna use a smooth 9.
Let's play another round.
Why sure you can wash my balls!
Let's play another round.
Why sure you can wash my balls!
Lord Helmet- Posts : 123
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Re: Phrases that work both on the golf course as well as in the bedroom
Lord Helmet Tue Apr 09, 2013 8:22 am
Should I open the face to expose the bounce?
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Re: Phrases that work both on the golf course as well as in the bedroom
Mongrel Tue Apr 09, 2013 9:11 am
Go in the back door.
Lord Helmet- Posts : 123
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Re: Phrases that work both on the golf course as well as in the bedroom
Lord Helmet Tue Apr 09, 2013 9:53 am
Let me hit that one again.
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Re: Phrases that work both on the golf course as well as in the bedroom
Mongrel Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:11 am
Bend your knees more.
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Re: Phrases that work both on the golf course as well as in the bedroom
Player Thu Apr 11, 2013 3:35 am
Lets go while we're young.
Mongrel- Posts : 1780
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Re: Phrases that work both on the golf course as well as in the bedroom
Mongrel Thu Apr 11, 2013 8:22 am
Pull the trigger already.
FamousDavis- Admin
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Re: Phrases that work both on the golf course as well as in the bedroom
FamousDavis Thu Apr 11, 2013 5:43 pm
Damn. I can't find my headcover
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Re: Phrases that work both on the golf course as well as in the bedroom
snapper Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:23 pm
Said by my wife....You got a pretty good short game. 
jt1135- Posts : 445
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Re: Phrases that work both on the golf course as well as in the bedroom
jt1135 Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:48 pm
snapper wrote:Said by my wife....You got a pretty good short game.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOD grip.
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