The Caddy Shack

...not your typical golf forum


    Phrases that work both on the golf course as well as in the bedroom

    Share
    avatar
    FamousDavis
    Admin

    Posts : 1091
    Join date : 2012-12-04

    Phrases that work both on the golf course as well as in the bedroom

    Post  FamousDavis on Sat Apr 06, 2013 10:14 am



    "Your wife is the best partner I've had in quite some time. Can we swap again next week?"

    "Man that was tight!"

    "Try a more fluid stroke"

    avatar
    Mongrel

    Posts : 1770
    Join date : 2012-12-04
    Location : The Oort Cloud

    Re: Phrases that work both on the golf course as well as in the bedroom

    Post  Mongrel on Sat Apr 06, 2013 6:29 pm

    "Get in the hole!"

    One that does'nt: "Bite, you c*cksucker!"
    avatar
    rooteen

    Posts : 72
    Join date : 2012-12-05
    Location : Greatsouthernland

    Re: Phrases that work both on the golf course as well as in the bedroom

    Post  rooteen on Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:30 am

    Stop!!! you little white b!tch.
    avatar
    Lord Helmet

    Posts : 123
    Join date : 2012-12-12

    Re: Phrases that work both on the golf course as well as in the bedroom

    Post  Lord Helmet on Sun Apr 07, 2013 8:30 am

    Gotta figure out one to incorporate kiwi's "bush pig" saying. That cracked me up. Bush pig.
    avatar
    jetdriver

    Posts : 18
    Join date : 2012-12-12
    Location : here

    Re: Phrases that work both on the golf course as well as in the bedroom

    Post  jetdriver on Sun Apr 07, 2013 2:32 pm

    ...that was my hook, now you show me your slice!
    avatar
    FamousDavis
    Admin

    Posts : 1091
    Join date : 2012-12-04

    Re: Phrases that work both on the golf course as well as in the bedroom

    Post  FamousDavis on Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:03 am

    Get up!
    avatar
    Poe4soul

    Posts : 417
    Join date : 2012-12-08
    Location : Portland, OR

    Re: Phrases that work both on the golf course as well as in the bedroom

    Post  Poe4soul on Mon Apr 08, 2013 12:36 pm

    Mongrel would roll with "My back hurts, do you mind driving?"
    avatar
    Mongrel

    Posts : 1770
    Join date : 2012-12-04
    Location : The Oort Cloud

    Re: Phrases that work both on the golf course as well as in the bedroom

    Post  Mongrel on Mon Apr 08, 2013 12:43 pm

    Poe4soul wrote:Mongrel would roll with "My back hurts, do you mind driving?"

    Almost but the exact question is "My back hurts a bit, do you mind driving the cart so I can walk to the green to try to stretch it out?"
    avatar
    Kiwigolfer

    Posts : 477
    Join date : 2012-12-05
    Location : A land downunder

    Re: Phrases that work both on the golf course as well as in the bedroom

    Post  Kiwigolfer on Mon Apr 08, 2013 2:41 pm

    "I hardly touched it!"
    avatar
    Mongrel

    Posts : 1770
    Join date : 2012-12-04
    Location : The Oort Cloud

    Re: Phrases that work both on the golf course as well as in the bedroom

    Post  Mongrel on Mon Apr 08, 2013 2:59 pm

    "Hit the stick!"

    "Its burried deep."

    "That's out of bounds."

    avatar
    Horseballs

    Posts : 752
    Join date : 2012-12-05
    Location : Living the dream at the SPCC

    Re: Phrases that work both on the golf course as well as in the bedroom

    Post  Horseballs on Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:01 pm

    I always blow up a hole.

    Give me a double on that hole.

    This rough is deep.

    Yes! Tracy
    avatar
    jetdriver

    Posts : 18
    Join date : 2012-12-12
    Location : here

    Re: Phrases that work both on the golf course as well as in the bedroom

    Post  jetdriver on Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:18 pm

    I knocked that hole stiff! What a Face
    avatar
    jt1135

    Posts : 441
    Join date : 2012-12-05
    Location : Middle of Nowhere

    Re: Phrases that work both on the golf course as well as in the bedroom

    Post  jt1135 on Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:45 pm

    F*CK
    avatar
    Poe4soul

    Posts : 417
    Join date : 2012-12-08
    Location : Portland, OR

    Re: Phrases that work both on the golf course as well as in the bedroom

    Post  Poe4soul on Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:33 pm

    Mongrel wrote:
    Poe4soul wrote:Mongrel would roll with "My back hurts, do you mind driving?"

    Almost but the exact question is "My back hurts a bit, do you mind driving the cart so I can walk to the green to try to stretch it out?"

    So I paraphrased your question a bit.
    avatar
    Mongrel

    Posts : 1770
    Join date : 2012-12-04
    Location : The Oort Cloud

    Re: Phrases that work both on the golf course as well as in the bedroom

    Post  Mongrel on Mon Apr 08, 2013 7:29 pm

    jt1135 wrote:F*CK

    SUCK.
    avatar
    snapper

    Posts : 6
    Join date : 2013-03-31
    Location : NC

    Re: Phrases that work both on the golf course as well as in the bedroom

    Post  snapper on Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:28 pm

    I'm gonna use a smooth 9.

    Let's play another round.

    Why sure you can wash my balls!
    avatar
    Lord Helmet

    Posts : 123
    Join date : 2012-12-12

    Re: Phrases that work both on the golf course as well as in the bedroom

    Post  Lord Helmet on Tue Apr 09, 2013 8:22 am

    Should I open the face to expose the bounce?
    avatar
    Mongrel

    Posts : 1770
    Join date : 2012-12-04
    Location : The Oort Cloud

    Re: Phrases that work both on the golf course as well as in the bedroom

    Post  Mongrel on Tue Apr 09, 2013 9:11 am

    Go in the back door.
    avatar
    Lord Helmet

    Posts : 123
    Join date : 2012-12-12

    Re: Phrases that work both on the golf course as well as in the bedroom

    Post  Lord Helmet on Tue Apr 09, 2013 9:53 am

    Let me hit that one again.
    avatar
    Mongrel

    Posts : 1770
    Join date : 2012-12-04
    Location : The Oort Cloud

    Re: Phrases that work both on the golf course as well as in the bedroom

    Post  Mongrel on Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:11 am

    Bend your knees more.
    avatar
    Player

    Posts : 182
    Join date : 2013-03-02

    Re: Phrases that work both on the golf course as well as in the bedroom

    Post  Player on Thu Apr 11, 2013 3:35 am

    Lets go while we're young.
    avatar
    Mongrel

    Posts : 1770
    Join date : 2012-12-04
    Location : The Oort Cloud

    Re: Phrases that work both on the golf course as well as in the bedroom

    Post  Mongrel on Thu Apr 11, 2013 8:22 am

    Pull the trigger already.
    avatar
    FamousDavis
    Admin

    Posts : 1091
    Join date : 2012-12-04

    Re: Phrases that work both on the golf course as well as in the bedroom

    Post  FamousDavis on Thu Apr 11, 2013 5:43 pm

    Damn. I can't find my headcover
    avatar
    snapper

    Posts : 6
    Join date : 2013-03-31
    Location : NC

    Re: Phrases that work both on the golf course as well as in the bedroom

    Post  snapper on Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:23 pm

    Said by my wife....You got a pretty good short game. Shocked
    avatar
    jt1135

    Posts : 441
    Join date : 2012-12-05
    Location : Middle of Nowhere

    Re: Phrases that work both on the golf course as well as in the bedroom

    Post  jt1135 on Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:48 pm

    snapper wrote:Said by my wife....You got a pretty good short game. Shocked

    GOOOOOOOOOOOOD grip.

    Sponsored content

    Re: Phrases that work both on the golf course as well as in the bedroom

    Post  Sponsored content


      Current date/time is Sat Dec 16, 2017 7:54 am