Women or Golf?

If you had the chance between one night with whatever girl you fantasize the most or breaking par on a Grand Slam course? Me, I'd take the golf.

No brainier for me! Golf!

Another vote for golf

As Bo Jackson once responded, "Both." So I'm one under at the turn and my partners go to the snack stand to grab hotdogs, beers and whatevers. I see TGOMD on the practice green 50 yards away and go over to do a quickie in the trees next to the cart shed and am back on the 10th tee before the guys wipe the hotdog mustard off their faces and hands and pull their drivers. I'm so relaxed that I play the back nine even. So there we are. One under and none of that all-night crap.

Golf or fantasy, no consequence minge?

Tang, each and every day plus twice on sunday.

Mostly German wrote:As Bo Jackson once responded, "Both." So I'm one under at the turn and my partners go to the snack stand to grab hotdogs, beers and whatevers. I see TGOMD on the practice green 50 yards away and go over to do a quickie in the trees next to the cart shed and am back on the 10th tee before the guys wipe the hotdog mustard off their faces and hands and pull their drivers. I'm so relaxed that I play the back nine even. So there we are. One under and none of that all-night crap.

So do you take the little blue pill before you tee off?

Have you guys all turned into a bunch of f@ggs since moving to Caddyshack? Jt? Is there still blood flowing through your veins? A dream round of golf vs fantasy tang? Come on it's no contest. A night of fantasy any day. You can still play golf the the next day you know!

Kiwigolfer wrote:Have you guys all turned into a bunch of f@ggs since moving to Caddyshack? Jt? Is there still blood flowing through your veins? A dream round of golf vs fantasy tang? Come on it's no contest. A night of fantasy any day. You can still play golf the the next day you know!

Finally, some sense around here. Can you imagine the reaction if you told your friends, "I passed up banging Megan Fox so that I could shoot a round at Pebble Beach."

Playa Hata wrote:

Kiwigolfer wrote:Have you guys all turned into a bunch of f@ggs since moving to Caddyshack? Jt? Is there still blood flowing through your veins? A dream round of golf vs fantasy tang? Come on it's no contest. A night of fantasy any day. You can still play golf the the next day you know!

Finally, some sense around here. Can you imagine the reaction if you told your friends, "I passed up banging Megan Fox so that I could shoot a round at Pebble Beach."

Anyone can play Pebble Beach. I think the idea of the initial post was the chance to play a course you wouldn't otherwise ever be able to play, like Cypress Point, Augusta National, etc. Plus, the golf would last longer.

FamousDavis wrote: Plus, the golf would last longer.

Not if you're dedicated and under 40.

Golfaholic wrote:

FamousDavis wrote: Plus, the golf would last longer.

Not if you're dedicated and under 40.

Nothing wrong with being over 40 and dedicated so it goes quicker

I don't know about you guys/ girls/ AC-DC but I would go for a great round of golf first followed by the "19th hole"

jt1135 wrote:

Mostly German wrote:As Bo Jackson once responded, "Both." So I'm one under at the turn and my partners go to the snack stand to grab hotdogs, beers and whatevers. I see TGOMD on the practice green 50 yards away and go over to do a quickie in the trees next to the cart shed and am back on the 10th tee before the guys wipe the hotdog mustard off their faces and hands and pull their drivers. I'm so relaxed that I play the back nine even. So there we are. One under and none of that all-night crap.

So do you take the little blue pill before you tee off?

Just a few Motrin at most. When's the last time you had to take a pill to get it stiff in your dreams?

Mostly German wrote:

jt1135 wrote:

Mostly German wrote:As Bo Jackson once responded, "Both." So I'm one under at the turn and my partners go to the snack stand to grab hotdogs, beers and whatevers. I see TGOMD on the practice green 50 yards away and go over to do a quickie in the trees next to the cart shed and am back on the 10th tee before the guys wipe the hotdog mustard off their faces and hands and pull their drivers. I'm so relaxed that I play the back nine even. So there we are. One under and none of that all-night crap.

So do you take the little blue pill before you tee off?

Just a few Motrin at most. When's the last time you had to take a pill to get it stiff in your dreams?

LMFAO

Guessing that most of the guys who would take the girl would have the head tickle the hair and be done. 2 seconds of pleasure versus 4 hours of fun.

jt1135 wrote:Guessing that most of the guys who would take the girl would have the head tickle the hair and be done. 2 seconds of pleasure versus 4 hours of fun.

I don't know. At least with the girl, you're bound to experience one good shot.

jt1135 wrote:Guessing that most of the guys who would take the girl would have the head tickle the hair and be done. 2 seconds of pleasure versus 4 hours of fun.

Stop changing the rules as you go along. Your post said "one night" not one screw. So by one night you've got approx 8-10 hours to go as many times as you can. You can catch up on the lost sleep the following day. After golf.

Kiwigolfer wrote:

jt1135 wrote:Guessing that most of the guys who would take the girl would have the head tickle the hair and be done. 2 seconds of pleasure versus 4 hours of fun.

Stop changing the rules as you go along. Your post said "one night" not one screw. So by one night you've got approx 8-10 hours to go as many times as you can. You can catch up on the lost sleep the following day. After golf.

Yeah I guess I phrased the question wrong.

Pky6471 wrote:I don't know about you guys/ girls/ AC-DC but I would go for a great round of golf first followed by the "19th hole"

You left out the 20th and 21st holes. If I'm picking the sex, she better be hot, horny and dirty. After all I'd be risking death/divorce since I'm married to a jealous woman. At least with the golf I wouldn't have a chance of forking over half of my wealth or death...

This thread is politically incorrect. It is exclusionary from the start.

FamousDavis wrote:This thread is politically incorrect. It is exclusionary from the start.

Should we add Camp Freddy as an option too?

Poe4soul wrote:

Pky6471 wrote:I don't know about you guys/ girls/ AC-DC but I would go for a great round of golf first followed by the "19th hole"

You left out the 20th and 21st holes. If I'm picking the sex, she better be hot, horny and dirty. After all I'd be risking death/divorce since I'm married to a jealous woman. At least with the golf I wouldn't have a chance of forking over half of my wealth or death...

At my age, it would take 1 hr to go from hole 19th to hole 20th with full strength... and probably another 2 hrs after that to go to hole 21st... after that I would be half dead but have fun trying

Pky6471 wrote:

Poe4soul wrote:

Pky6471 wrote:I don't know about you guys/ girls/ AC-DC but I would go for a great round of golf first followed by the "19th hole"

You left out the 20th and 21st holes. If I'm picking the sex, she better be hot, horny and dirty. After all I'd be risking death/divorce since I'm married to a jealous woman. At least with the golf I wouldn't have a chance of forking over half of my wealth or death...

At my age, it would take 1 hr to go from hole 19th to hole 20th with full strength... and probably another 2 hrs after that to go to hole 21st... after that I would be half dead but have fun trying

Back around the middle of 1970, I was in the quaint village of Olongupo just outside the Subic Bay Naval base, Republic of the Philippines. In one of the beverage-dispensing establishments, I met an attractive young college student from Manila who was working her way through college and we left said bar for the comfort of a nearby air-conditioned hotel room. Just as I was finishing my last drink at the bar, she pulled a black capsule from her purse, gave it to me and urged me to take it right away. Long story short: Little Mongrel did not return to the state of flacidity until the crack of dawn six hours later. I forget to ask her what was in the pill. Damn.