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Mongrel- Posts : 1780
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FD ain't been here in ages. And its his fucking site.
Horseballs- Posts : 752
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Saddlejeans!! Good to see you.
Lorenzzo- Posts : 699
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Hey NS.... we figured you got lost somewhere in the effluent of the Delta.
What's new?
What's new?
noshuz- Posts : 10
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Horseballs wrote:Saddlejeans!! Good to see you.
Haaay! How ya doin' Horseballs?! Well you'll be happy to know that I no longer have those god for sake-in' saddle shoes anymore! Your probably gonna give me a bad time about what I have now but seriously, I'd be disappointed if you didn't! I've got Sketchers. All black. I sh!t you not. These things are not only the most comfortable golf shuz I've ever worn but they're the most comfortable shuz I've ever worn PERIOD! I wore them for the first time last week and didn't want to take them off. Light as a feather too.
Go now. Buy them. You can thank me later.....
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noshuz- Posts : 10
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Hey Zo!Lorenzzo wrote:Hey NS.... we figured you got lost somewhere in the effluent of the Delta.
What's new?
Naaaw I got fat and outta shape so I thought my new physique would fit perfectly with golf. I'm baaaaack!
Horseballs- Posts : 752
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I'm not desperate enough to take fashion advice from a "former" saddle shoe wearer, but I can certainly appreciate your enthusiasm.noshuz wrote:Horseballs wrote:Saddlejeans!! Good to see you.
Haaay! How ya doin' Horseballs?! Well you'll be happy to know that I no longer have those god for sake-in' saddle shoes anymore! Your probably gonna give me a bad time about what I have now but seriously, I'd be disappointed if you didn't! I've got Sketchers. All black. I sh!t you not. These things are not only the most comfortable golf shuz I've ever worn but they're the most comfortable shuz I've ever worn PERIOD! I wore them for the first time last week and didn't want to take them off. Light as a feather too.
Go now. But them. You can thank me later.....
Lorenzzo- Posts : 699
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noshuz wrote:Hey Zo!Lorenzzo wrote:Hey NS.... we figured you got lost somewhere in the effluent of the Delta.
What's new?
Naaaw I got fat and outta shape so I thought my new physique would fit perfectly with golf. I'm baaaaack!
Well, take it from me that road goes both ways. A lot of things go both ways. Not saying I do.
I moved to Utah because one wife wasn't enough. You can see a couple of them off to the left. Much less complaining when there's political balance.
How many do you have at present? Still the one?
noshuz- Posts : 10
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Mongrel wrote:FD ain't been here in ages. And its his fucking site.
Mongrel, he's probably doing something far more important to be mucking around here. My guess he's taking golf lessons somewhere in Branson.
Pky6471- Posts : 857
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noshuz wrote:HA! You animals are still here!? How ya'll doin'?
U have been in the UAL lately, fuckerrrrrrrrrrr ???
noshuz- Posts : 10
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Pky6471 wrote:noshuz wrote:HA! You animals are still here!? How ya'll doin'?
U have been in the UAL lately, fuckerrrrrrrrrrr ???
Wats dat?
Mongrel- Posts : 1780
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noshuz wrote:Mongrel wrote:FD ain't been here in ages. And its his fucking site.
Mongrel, he's probably doing something far more important to be mucking around here. My guess he's taking golf lessons somewhere in Branson.
Wouldn't you be taking country style guitar lessons in Branson? Or line dancing? That's in the Ozarks, ain't it? Back in around '61 we wuz drivin' back home to the East from SoCal and stopped in the Ozarks for gas and pee stop and there was a stand along side the gas station selling fireworks. Got my momma to buy me a box of cherry bombs. A gross (that's 12 x 12 or 144) for all you mongoloids. These were the real things with hard red shell and that real think green fuse. Anyhow, got them back home and took a handful down to the crik with my cousins to do some fishing. Lit one and threw it in a deep pool in the middle of the crik and that dang fuse stayed lit underwater and the thing went off and spouted water 20 feet in the air. Coupla seconds later about 10 sunfish and three carp floated to the surface deader', shit. Fuck natural bait.
Pky6471- Posts : 857
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noshuz wrote:Pky6471 wrote:noshuz wrote:HA! You animals are still here!? How ya'll doin'?
U have been in the UAL lately, fuckerrrrrrrrrrr ???
Wats dat?
United Airline that carries Ebola virus back to USA
Homeslice- Posts : 45
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The only lessons needed in Branson are Kung fu and/or bare knuckle boxing. What happens in Branson stays in Branson (though the pain and bruising sometimes comes home with you )
Horseballs- Posts : 752
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Something tells me that kung fu would get laughed at in most Branson parking lots. Kicking is for sissies.Homeslice wrote:The only lessons needed in Branson are Kung fu and/or bare knuckle boxing. What happens in Branson stays in Branson (though the pain and bruising sometimes comes home with you )
Homeslice- Posts : 45
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I totally agree, but if I'm not mistaken, the original Branson pissing contest contained threats that included ninja skills and nunchuks. Kiwi, correct me if I'm wrong.Horseballs wrote:Something tells me that kung fu would get laughed at in most Branson parking lots. Kicking is for sissies.Homeslice wrote:The only lessons needed in Branson are Kung fu and/or bare knuckle boxing. What happens in Branson stays in Branson (though the pain and bruising sometimes comes home with you )
noshuz- Posts : 10
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I totally agree, but if I'm not mistaken, the original Branson pissing contest contained threats that included ninja skills and nunchuks. Kiwi, correct me if I'm wrong.
That sounds like Spank
That sounds like Spank
Kiwigolfer- Posts : 477
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Homeslice wrote:I totally agree, but if I'm not mistaken, the original Branson pissing contest contained threats that included ninja skills and nunchuks. Kiwi, correct me if I'm wrong.Horseballs wrote:Something tells me that kung fu would get laughed at in most Branson parking lots. Kicking is for sissies.Homeslice wrote:The only lessons needed in Branson are Kung fu and/or bare knuckle boxing. What happens in Branson stays in Branson (though the pain and bruising sometimes comes home with you )
Not sure about ninja and nanchuks, just a whole lotta bad ass if I recall correctly.
Mongrel- Posts : 1780
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I don't know about bad but I do know about big. A majority of the female asses I observed in the Ozarks were freaking huge.
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Horseballs wrote:Something tells me that kung fu would get laughed at in most Branson parking lots. Kicking is for sissies.Homeslice wrote:The only lessons needed in Branson are Kung fu and/or bare knuckle boxing. What happens in Branson stays in Branson (though the pain and bruising sometimes comes home with you )
Are we talking about Charles Branson?
Kiwigolfer- Posts : 477
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FamousDavis wrote:Horseballs wrote:Something tells me that kung fu would get laughed at in most Branson parking lots. Kicking is for sissies.Homeslice wrote:The only lessons needed in Branson are Kung fu and/or bare knuckle boxing. What happens in Branson stays in Branson (though the pain and bruising sometimes comes home with you )
Are we talking about Charles Branson?
Branson, Missouri dude.
Lorenzzo- Posts : 699
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noshuz wrote:I totally agree, but if I'm not mistaken, the original Branson pissing contest contained threats that included ninja skills and nunchuks. Kiwi, correct me if I'm wrong.
That sounds like Spank
No, it was BJDrivers. And it was bare knuckle in fact kind of like Fight Club but it was implied others in Branson would not hesitate to pull out guns and knives.
This preceded you , FD. There was an Omen/BJ juvenile ownage/pownage kind of thing going on.
Horseballs- Posts : 752
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I can't believe Kiwi hasn't corrected you yet, but it was Bigpun74 who threatened BJ to a parking lot brawl in Branson.Lorenzzo wrote:noshuz wrote:I totally agree, but if I'm not mistaken, the original Branson pissing contest contained threats that included ninja skills and nunchuks. Kiwi, correct me if I'm wrong.
That sounds like Spank
No, it was BJDrivers. And it was bare knuckle in fact kind of like Fight Club but it was implied others in Branson would not hesitate to pull out guns and knives.
This preceded you , FD. There was an Omen/BJ juvenile ownage/pownage kind of thing going on.
Lorenzzo- Posts : 699
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Horseballs wrote:I can't believe Kiwi hasn't corrected you yet, but it was Bigpun74 who threatened BJ to a parking lot brawl in Branson.Lorenzzo wrote:noshuz wrote:I totally agree, but if I'm not mistaken, the original Branson pissing contest contained threats that included ninja skills and nunchuks. Kiwi, correct me if I'm wrong.
That sounds like Spank
No, it was BJDrivers. And it was bare knuckle in fact kind of like Fight Club but it was implied others in Branson would not hesitate to pull out guns and knives.
This preceded you , FD. There was an Omen/BJ juvenile ownage/pownage kind of thing going on.
It was Bigpun threatening but it was BJ's choice of venues, no?
Kiwi?
Horseballs- Posts : 752
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You may be right about that. I thought it was Bigpun who really took it to another level though. Didn't he come back to apologize? Something about medication? Kiwi will know, of course.Lorenzzo wrote:Horseballs wrote:I can't believe Kiwi hasn't corrected you yet, but it was Bigpun74 who threatened BJ to a parking lot brawl in Branson.Lorenzzo wrote:noshuz wrote:I totally agree, but if I'm not mistaken, the original Branson pissing contest contained threats that included ninja skills and nunchuks. Kiwi, correct me if I'm wrong.
That sounds like Spank
No, it was BJDrivers. And it was bare knuckle in fact kind of like Fight Club but it was implied others in Branson would not hesitate to pull out guns and knives.
This preceded you , FD. There was an Omen/BJ juvenile ownage/pownage kind of thing going on.
It was Bigpun threatening but it was BJ's choice of venues, no?
Kiwi?
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