Kiwigolfer wrote:FamousDavis wrote:This is my first experience using the internet whilst flying on a plane. I'm flying on Southwest to Houston. Talk about boring. I'm glad I've got an iPad now so that I can type easily and read the big screen. So, if anyone is interested in some great conversation please post. As I said, I have nothing better to do.
So, this guy with the metal springlegs is being tried for murder? I think they should give him one pass on this. I mean, the guy has suffered enough as it is. The last thing we should do is cut him off at the knees.
I've been told that his ex-wife used to call him Bob when they went swimming.
You know what I don't understand about Southwest? Why is there always one token gay dude stewardess? Is that a requirement these days? There's just something wrong about a dude going up and down the isles asking you what beverage you want? No longer can I reply "I'll have a 7 & 7 sweetie".
Also, what's with the people who always bring a bag that's too big for overhead storage?
Does anyone ever actually purchase something from the Skymall magazine?
Yeah I certainly noticed that dude on the internal SWA flights I took whilst in the States last year but I don't think it is strictly a SWA issue. All the airlines seem to do it though mostly only on domestic flights. Don't notice so many gay dude stewardesses on international flights.
I wonder why that is?
Seems to have been a significant homo presence in the airline servant corps for quite awhile. The medical community consensus is that the guy who was directly responsible for the spread of AIDs in the early 1980's was a flight attendent based in San Francisco (naturally) who managed to infect other 'mo's everywhere he flew. He is known in AIDs lore as "Patient Zero".