2016 Masters

To quote Chevy Chase-- "Danny Danny Danny..."

Danny be'd the ball.

Hey Jordan, quit the "we" shit. All those "team mates" are messing you up. Just pick a club and hit the fucking ball already.

Not the worst Masters meltdown and guessing it won't be the last.

I feel his pain ... just like back when... The Shark w/ 6 strokes lead and handed the trophy to the England guy.. this time Jordan handed the trophy to another England guy . History repeats itself?

He played the 12th just like I would have

jmtbkr wrote:He played the 12th just like I would have

Yep, that chunked wedge from the drop reminded me of one of my swings!

Kiwigolfer wrote:

jmtbkr wrote:He played the 12th just like I would have

Yep, that chunked wedge from the drop reminded me of one of my swings!

That was painful to watch. I heard that at the last second Jordan decided to hit a fade instead of a draw. That's something I would do. He and his caddie had discussed at length the draw. You'd think at that level they wouldn't do things like that. "hey, I know this is our plan but I'm going to go ahead and hit a fade".

Then the odd choice of where to drop. That shot looked impossible. A quad, damn. I bet he could play that hole a thousand times and not make that score.

He needs to shit-can that caddie and hook up with Stevie. Stevie would lead him to 19 majors before he turns 30.

Time will tell with Jordan Speith. He's only 22. I don't see his Masters in the same light as Greg Norman's 6 stroke collapse. Speith was leading by 5 after 9 holes and I think the 12th hole was kind of a fluke.

On another note, I guess Tiger is now back on the golf course hitting shots. You never know but I think he should hang it up. It would be the best comeback of all time if he could do it. I'd love to see that.

What's up with Rory? The guy was unstoppable a couple years back. It seems like all cylinders need to be firing for him to get it right. What's with hitting putts 6 feet past the hole with that guy? Duh. You don't have to hit putts like Dustin Johnson or Ernie Els but you also don't need to slam them 4 to 6 feet past everytime.

Dustin Johnson is the worst "top player" putter i think I've ever seen other than Furyk or Els. I think it may be his height.

Bernhard Langer: That guy is the healthiest looking 58 year old i think I've ever seen. He has the same physique that he did 30 years ago. The fact that he was in third or fourth place the final day is pretty incredible, seeing that the only guys with any chance on that course are the ones hitting it 290 plus.

Tiger is done. Finito. Muerte. If he's lucky, maybe President Trump will offer him a head pro job at Turnberry.