Rolex Rankings Movers of the Year 2014 - Final

As we wait for the 2015 season to begin (we are about three weeks away), it gives me a little time to look back at the players that made the biggest moves in the Rolex Rankings in 2014.

http://www.tonyslpgareport.com/2014/12/rolex-rankings-movers-of-year-2014-final.html

Who cares?

My father had a Rolex. He gave it to my b!tch step-mother. Then they both died and one of my worthless step-brothers probably snarfed it. I managed to get the Omega they thought was worthless. Well its got some value but the c*cksucker stopped working and I'd rather spend my money on greens fees and maybe some new tubes for my guitar amp than paying some sheenie to fix that fooking timepiece. I do have a Seiko that I bought in Bermuda in the 1970's that I paid a guy to put a new battery in and it works fine. The little wheel on the step that sets the time came off and who the f*ck knows where that little piece of poo went but its OK so long as I'm careful not to let the stem end snag the wool of my sweaters i have to wear in this sh*tty east coast winter mtherfckering weather. Sht-fck-cnt. Ain't Guillain-Barre fun?? Dipsh*t b*ttfcker.

Mongrel wrote:My father had a Rolex. He gave it to my b!tch step-mother. Then they both died and one of my worthless step-brothers probably snarfed it. I managed to get the Omega they thought was worthless. Well its got some value but the c*cksucker stopped working and I'd rather spend my money on greens fees and maybe some new tubes for my guitar amp than paying some sheenie to fix that fooking timepiece. I do have a Seiko that I bought in Bermuda in the 1970's that I paid a guy to put a new battery in and it works fine. The little wheel on the step that sets the time came off and who the f*ck knows where that little piece of poo went but its OK so long as I'm careful not to let the stem end snag the wool of my sweaters i have to wear in this sh*tty east coast winter mtherfckering weather. Sht-fck-cnt. Ain't Guillain-Barre fun?? Dipsh*t b*ttfcker.

My buddy who worked in Shanghai (retired now) bought a fake Rolex when he was there, $15 just for fun as he put it... it lasted about 15 months ... hahahahaha

There's places here in the USA where one of those fake Rolexes would probably get you at least a blow job.

Mongrel wrote:There's places here in the USA where one of those fake Rolexes would probably get you at least a blow job.

I haven't worn a watch of any kind since I was a teen.  It's not so much that I have impeccable circadian rythym, which I do, it's more that I don't see the point of men wearing jewelry. I also think it's really amusing to see guys try to establish pecker size, success or appearance of wealth through a watch that provides almost zero additional function over what comes with their cell phone. A lot of guys come across as just plain pathetic.

If your business card had a picture of your Mercedes on it at least I'd give you points for a little originality.  Chasing something that is so me too never made sense to me.

My partner and I used to get into debates over this. He didn't like that I wouldn't play the game and thought it was important when meeting new people to be wearing a $10,000 watch, particularly if everyone around the table had one. In the end however it got me more respect not less.

My ex used to force me to socialize with a couple wherein the guy had a manicure, really expensive watch and aren't you impressed clothes. Unsurprisingly he never ever had anything even slightly interesting to say. He also lacked courage, identity, self respect and sincerity. He ended up working for his son-in-law because despite the façade he needed the money. It bothered me that he was Italian.