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    If they hadn't been golfers

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    Post  FamousDavis Wed Dec 05, 2012 1:55 pm

    What would Tom Kite have done as a non-professional golfer? What career would he have chosen? Physics teacher? Here's a list of a few players and what types of jobs they would have had if they had never made it in golf:

    Fred Couples - Real Estate Agent

    Tiger Woods - Pharmaceutical Sales

    John Daly - "Will work for Food" sign holder.

    Keegan Bradley - Serial Killer

    Davis Love III - Pool Cleaning guy



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    Post  jt1135 Wed Dec 05, 2012 2:00 pm

    Lee Trevino........Landscaper
    Monty.......Headmaster are british boarding school
    Furyk..........Chicken farmer (might be Frank Perdue's kin)
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    Post  Lorenzzo Wed Dec 05, 2012 2:41 pm

    Tiger's options would be busboy or, eventually, valet parking attendent.

    I hope Husky makes it over here, I don't know if I can keep this going.
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    Post  Mongrel Wed Dec 05, 2012 3:20 pm

    Lorenzzo wrote:Tiger's options would be busboy or, eventually, valet parking attendent.

    I hope Husky makes it over here, I don't know if I can keep this going.

    Hunter Mahan-- Dealer in Fine Cocaine

    Ricki Fowler-- On the Valet Parking force at Spago

    Dustin Johnson-- Service Manager at the local Ford dealership

    Rocco Mediate-- Maitre d' at his uncle's Italian restaurant on Staten Island

    Shingo Katayama -- Ginsu Knife Chef at the local Japanese Steak House

    Raymond Floyd-- Warden at an ultra-secure Super Max Federal Prison somewhere in North Carolina
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    Post  tonyj5 Mon Dec 10, 2012 7:12 pm

    Lexi Thompason - Basketball player
    Michelle Wie - A disappointment as a basketball player
    Paula Creamer - A school teacher
    Natalie Gulbis - Model
    Sandra Gal - Underwear Model
    Cristie Kerr - Warden of Woman's prison
    Morgan Pressel - Employed by Disney to voice cartoons
    Kathleen Ekey - Cover Gal
    Christina Kim - Food taster
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    Post  Lorenzzo Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:51 pm

    tonyj5 wrote:Lexi Thompason - Basketball player
    Michelle Wie - A disappointment as a basketball player
    Paula Creamer - A school teacher
    Natalie Gulbis - Model
    Sandra Gal - Underwear Model
    Cristie Kerr - Warden of Woman's prison
    Morgan Pressel - Employed by Disney to voice cartoons
    Kathleen Ekey - Cover Gal
    Christina Kim - Food taster

    Interesting, tony, 6 of the 9 you mentioned have sexual overtones, 7 if the food's really good. I was of course including school teacher in that because I know where you're coming from.
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    Post  spankdoggie Fri Dec 14, 2012 5:13 am

    tonyj5 wrote:Lexi Thompason - Basketball player
    Michelle Wie - A disappointment as a basketball player
    Paula Creamer - A school teacher
    Natalie Gulbis - Model
    Sandra Gal - Underwear Model
    Cristie Kerr - Warden of Woman's prison
    Morgan Pressel - Employed by Disney to voice cartoons
    Kathleen Ekey - Cover Gal
    Christina Kim - Food taster




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