Perhaps not our favorite subject but something happened over the weekend that made me curious and I'd rather discuss it here than with my real world friends..
One of my buddies hasn't been on a ride in over week. I called Saturday morning to see what's up and his live-in girlfriend answered. She said he had a health condition and was writhing in pain for the better part of a week and couldn't ride. When I asked what it was there was silence and she asked me if I could just come on over.
A friend in need is a friend indeed so off I went.
I walked upstairs to find his girlfriend look up at me with her eyes but with her head pointed down and her lips pursed. Kind of semi-sarcastic frown. There on the bed was my friend this 6'3" 200 pound athlete, moaning in pain.
Turns out he had a really bad case of Roids. He had gone to a physician who prescribed Cortizone but apparently it added to the problem by burning the already problematic area of his sphincter. So he was refusing more medical care. I was able to convince the poor guy to go to the ER.
The crew there treated it seriously and prescribed a strong pain killer. When I at one point laughed they gave me a stern look and said that on the pain scale he was experiencing something approaching childbirth. Really? Has anybody had them like this?
I'm doubling up on the fiber…
One of my buddies hasn't been on a ride in over week. I called Saturday morning to see what's up and his live-in girlfriend answered. She said he had a health condition and was writhing in pain for the better part of a week and couldn't ride. When I asked what it was there was silence and she asked me if I could just come on over.
A friend in need is a friend indeed so off I went.
I walked upstairs to find his girlfriend look up at me with her eyes but with her head pointed down and her lips pursed. Kind of semi-sarcastic frown. There on the bed was my friend this 6'3" 200 pound athlete, moaning in pain.
Turns out he had a really bad case of Roids. He had gone to a physician who prescribed Cortizone but apparently it added to the problem by burning the already problematic area of his sphincter. So he was refusing more medical care. I was able to convince the poor guy to go to the ER.
The crew there treated it seriously and prescribed a strong pain killer. When I at one point laughed they gave me a stern look and said that on the pain scale he was experiencing something approaching childbirth. Really? Has anybody had them like this?
I'm doubling up on the fiber…