Where is the goddamn Swap Shop forum?

This is a total outrage!!! The worst scandal since the IRS got busted for targeting Tea Baggers!!!

Ask the Site Fuhrer. I assume he took it down because its latest thread starter was a new member who posted spam links to some crap. Well done, FD. You have to kill these cocker-roaches before they can get comfortable and breed.

I requested a sticky for the Turns thread. So far nothing.

We need a thread dedicated to tales and stories of Lorenzzo's sexual exploits. I miss those. But, then again, I'm married.

SoonerBS wrote:We need a thread dedicated to tales and stories of Lorenzzo's sexual exploits. I miss those. But, then again, I'm married.

I could spill on the Turns thread. Since it's not been stickied it'll need some filler to keep it active.

This one's fresh from tonight. I have this 38 year old attractive blonde friend who declined getting involved because she'd like to marry and have a family and her clock on that is running low. I suggested a purely physical relationship but she claimed she has to be emotionally involved. We all know that's bullshit and after I made the suggestion each time I saw her she seemed hornier. Eventually I was able to seduce her. Honestly I don't think she'd had sex for a while and would not get off me if I wasn't on her.

Tonight she professed she wanted to go back to a non-physical relationship but 20 minutes later her clothes were off and she was moaning. I thought about muffling her but some women don't like that so I jut tried to ignore it.

SoonerBS wrote:We need a thread dedicated to tales and stories of Lorenzzo's sexual exploits. I miss those. But, then again, I'm married.

Being married should not stop U from hearing Lorenzzo's sex fantasy, right?

Lorenzzo wrote:

SoonerBS wrote:We need a thread dedicated to tales and stories of Lorenzzo's sexual exploits. I miss those. But, then again, I'm married.

I could spill on the Turns thread. Since it's not been stickied it'll need some filler to keep it active.

This one's fresh from tonight. I have this 38 year old attractive blonde friend who declined getting involved because she'd like to marry and have a family and her clock on that is running low. I suggested a purely physical relationship but she claimed she has to be emotionally involved. We all know that's bullshit and after I made the suggestion each time I saw her she seemed hornier. Eventually I was able to seduce her. Honestly I don't think she'd had sex for a while and would not get off me if I wasn't on her.

Tonight she professed she wanted to go back to a non-physical relationship but 20 minutes later her clothes were off and she was moaning. I thought about muffling her but some women don't like that so I jut tried to ignore it.

Is it a Mormon lady or you old Chinese GF from S.CA?

Pky6471 wrote:

Lorenzzo wrote:

SoonerBS wrote:We need a thread dedicated to tales and stories of Lorenzzo's sexual exploits. I miss those. But, then again, I'm married.

I could spill on the Turns thread. Since it's not been stickied it'll need some filler to keep it active.

This one's fresh from tonight. I have this 38 year old attractive blonde friend who declined getting involved because she'd like to marry and have a family and her clock on that is running low. I suggested a purely physical relationship but she claimed she has to be emotionally involved. We all know that's bullshit and after I made the suggestion each time I saw her she seemed hornier. Eventually I was able to seduce her. Honestly I don't think she'd had sex for a while and would not get off me if I wasn't on her.

Tonight she professed she wanted to go back to a non-physical relationship but 20 minutes later her clothes were off and she was moaning. I thought about muffling her but some women don't like that so I jut tried to ignore it.

Is it a Mormon lady or you old Chinese GF from S.CA?

Blonde white girl. Not the most stable person ever but the mentally challenged simply present another, um, challenge.