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    Lorenzzo
    Lorenzzo


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    Join date : 2012-12-05
    Location : Park City, UT

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    Post  Lorenzzo Sat May 11, 2013 8:39 am

    Poe4soul wrote:
    Lorenzzo wrote:
    Poe4soul wrote:
    Kiwigolfer wrote:
    Lorenzzo wrote:
    Poe4soul wrote:
    Lorenzzo wrote:
    Player wrote:
    Kiwigolfer wrote:You're in your forties man!!! The prime of life. Dress in the style that you so choose. Sartorial splendour is not restricted to certain age groups. And remember you want to dress sharp so that you will give the impression of being 'together'. This is especially true in matchplay but can't hurt in strokeplay. Remember to also be clean shaven.

    As long as you're not dressing like a young Ricky Fowler wannabe you can't go wrong dressing sharp.
    One thing I have noted on tour is the conservatism of facial hair. Nearly every pro is clean shaven. You dont see many beardies out on tour. Even the porno moustache seems confined to the old tour, and even there you see long time wearers like Pavin clean shaven. Id like to see a tour player with a full on grizzly adams beard out on tour, the clean shaven short back and sides is so yesterday. Just look how cool the guys in the current forum photo look.

    As far as the porn mustache is concerned, Harry Rheems lived here in Park City for many years and was politically active. His house is next to where Stein Erickson still lives. Heart stopping views of Thaynes Canyon out the back and the resorts behind that. I almost bought on their street but realized p#ssy probably stopped showing up long ago.

    HB is right. With your friends and normal circle, almost anything goes. At 40 and not being typically American disgustingly obese you still have a long youthful run ahead of you. With smart attire comes power, money and respect. Anyone lacking in these areas should check their wardrobe first.

    I only occasionally speak to fat people. It's generally unnecessary. Today I had no choice because the engineer referred to me to check my foundation was a hippo. Unfortunately for him his job was to get through the tiny hatch into the crawl space, through the tinier holes between sub crawl spaces and then along the gravel for 40 feet with maybe two feet of clearance. I've done it several times and despite my svelteness almost got stuck along the way. I seriously don't know how he was able to do it. His mother had an easier time getting him through her vagina.

    While he was down there I wondered if he got stuck whether they'd have to cut through floor joists to get him out. You never want to do that. Next time I'm checking % body fat before I let someone under my house.

    Interesting on the fat engineer. I just got a safety discussion on confined spaces which it sounds like your crawl space would classify as a confined space. It is now a national Emergency Response rule to not enter confined spaces. If you get stuck I guess they just gaff you out. Basically, the safety discussion was that you have to be prepared for self rescue because the 911 call will just get you last rights.


    I forced myself to go down there several times during purchase inspection and to confirm punch list completion. But with the exception of my dick in a tight p#ssy, I hate confined spaces and had no future plans to crawl under my house. Had this guy expired I'd have faced the impossible choice of removing him by cutting joists and losing structural integrity or suffering through the stench of rotting human flesh for over a month. Hmmm...what would I do? I guesss it wouldn't be so bad to stay with friends for a month. Maybe two months, that guy was some mass of protoplasm.

    I'm the same. I helped my Dad install insulation in the ceiling many years ago when I was a young man. Now I've been drafted in to help install a ventilation unit in the house which will involve crawling around in the ceiling space, making sure to keep my weight on the joists whilst avoiding falling through the gib, banging my head or putting my back out from twisting and contorting in that awkward crawl space. Last time up there was to clean out dead birds and their nests which was a pretty awkward and unpleasant task. Can't say I'm looking forward to this but it's gotta be done. Dad's too old to get up there now so it's the least I can do. Wink

    You need some of our undocumented workers NZ. I just go a bid for painting my house from a legit company and it came in just shy of $4k. I saw a crew up around the corner of my house finishing a paint job, nice looking one at that, and got them to bid on the work. Typical arrangement, the owner/old dude wasn't too good on his english so he had a younger kid in his 20's translate. The total cost for the second bid was exactly $2k plus I buy the paint and prep supplies. I struggling with the idea but $2k in the pocket is significant. Now I'm on a mission to find some hard hardscaper to build me a couple of walls.

    BTW - when I read the bolded quote then your response started with your dad, I got some Lyleg and GA flashbacks. I was a little nervous reading the rest.

    Most trades here are more expensive than elsewhere in the west because Jose generally doesn't feel comfortble above 6,000 feet. So a lot of the work gets done by young guys who are looking to earn enough money to support their ski habit. So the $4,000 would probably become $8k up here instead of $2k. BTW, hopefully one of the walls will replace that chain link fence you have. I know it's Portland but those should be reserved for schools and prisons.

    Interesting about the 6k comment. There are plenty of beaners in NM and CO. Both of those states have significant areas above 6K. I'd bet the beaners are afraid of the mormons. And BTW, don't the mormons work their kids like rented mules?

    Not sure about the chainlink fence. I'd rather have no fences but we have 2 dogs and 5 chickens on one side of the fence and coyotes on the other side. Besides, dogs don't do too well with wood fences. They bark at things they can't see. It's their nature. The only other option is a rail fence and I'm not too keen on spending that coin on the back yard. We'll see and I agree with your opinion but....

    I'm surprised the coyotes don't hop the fence for a meal. In So Cal 6 foot walls don't keep them out, if they're hungry enough they'll leap them and make a kill. Perhaps the coyotes in So. Cal. somehow acquired negroid blood while the ones in Portland have been nailed by slow white guys. I wouldn't replace the fence either but I would be tempted to build a guard tower.

    As to Mexican labor, if they aren't afraid of bible thumpers in places like Texas, I wouldn't think a few Momos would scare them. Although there aren't all that many practicing Momos in PC, that's where us sinners live. A couple of Joses do exist in a small grocery store I frequent. Their relative absence from construction may have to do with seasonality. Construction activity mostly takes place in the warmer half of the year when the snow isn't flying. Fine for white guys there to ski but perhaps problematic when you have 19 hungry kids and a hoochie mama all waiting for you to send frijoles back to Mexico.
    jt1135
    jt1135


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    Post  jt1135 Sat May 11, 2013 1:08 pm

    Poe4soul wrote:
    jt1135 wrote:
    Poe4soul wrote:
    Lorenzzo wrote:
    Poe4soul wrote:
    Kiwigolfer wrote:
    Lorenzzo wrote:
    Poe4soul wrote:
    Lorenzzo wrote:
    Player wrote:
    Kiwigolfer wrote:You're in your forties man!!! The prime of life. Dress in the style that you so choose. Sartorial splendour is not restricted to certain age groups. And remember you want to dress sharp so that you will give the impression of being 'together'. This is especially true in matchplay but can't hurt in strokeplay. Remember to also be clean shaven.

    As long as you're not dressing like a young Ricky Fowler wannabe you can't go wrong dressing sharp.
    One thing I have noted on tour is the conservatism of facial hair. Nearly every pro is clean shaven. You dont see many beardies out on tour. Even the porno moustache seems confined to the old tour, and even there you see long time wearers like Pavin clean shaven. Id like to see a tour player with a full on grizzly adams beard out on tour, the clean shaven short back and sides is so yesterday. Just look how cool the guys in the current forum photo look.

    As far as the porn mustache is concerned, Harry Rheems lived here in Park City for many years and was politically active. His house is next to where Stein Erickson still lives. Heart stopping views of Thaynes Canyon out the back and the resorts behind that. I almost bought on their street but realized p#ssy probably stopped showing up long ago.

    HB is right. With your friends and normal circle, almost anything goes. At 40 and not being typically American disgustingly obese you still have a long youthful run ahead of you. With smart attire comes power, money and respect. Anyone lacking in these areas should check their wardrobe first.

    I only occasionally speak to fat people. It's generally unnecessary. Today I had no choice because the engineer referred to me to check my foundation was a hippo. Unfortunately for him his job was to get through the tiny hatch into the crawl space, through the tinier holes between sub crawl spaces and then along the gravel for 40 feet with maybe two feet of clearance. I've done it several times and despite my svelteness almost got stuck along the way. I seriously don't know how he was able to do it. His mother had an easier time getting him through her vagina.

    While he was down there I wondered if he got stuck whether they'd have to cut through floor joists to get him out. You never want to do that. Next time I'm checking % body fat before I let someone under my house.

    Interesting on the fat engineer. I just got a safety discussion on confined spaces which it sounds like your crawl space would classify as a confined space. It is now a national Emergency Response rule to not enter confined spaces. If you get stuck I guess they just gaff you out. Basically, the safety discussion was that you have to be prepared for self rescue because the 911 call will just get you last rights.


    I forced myself to go down there several times during purchase inspection and to confirm punch list completion. But with the exception of my dick in a tight p#ssy, I hate confined spaces and had no future plans to crawl under my house. Had this guy expired I'd have faced the impossible choice of removing him by cutting joists and losing structural integrity or suffering through the stench of rotting human flesh for over a month. Hmmm...what would I do? I guesss it wouldn't be so bad to stay with friends for a month. Maybe two months, that guy was some mass of protoplasm.

    I'm the same. I helped my Dad install insulation in the ceiling many years ago when I was a young man. Now I've been drafted in to help install a ventilation unit in the house which will involve crawling around in the ceiling space, making sure to keep my weight on the joists whilst avoiding falling through the gib, banging my head or putting my back out from twisting and contorting in that awkward crawl space. Last time up there was to clean out dead birds and their nests which was a pretty awkward and unpleasant task. Can't say I'm looking forward to this but it's gotta be done. Dad's too old to get up there now so it's the least I can do. Wink

    You need some of our undocumented workers NZ. I just go a bid for painting my house from a legit company and it came in just shy of $4k. I saw a crew up around the corner of my house finishing a paint job, nice looking one at that, and got them to bid on the work. Typical arrangement, the owner/old dude wasn't too good on his english so he had a younger kid in his 20's translate. The total cost for the second bid was exactly $2k plus I buy the paint and prep supplies. I struggling with the idea but $2k in the pocket is significant. Now I'm on a mission to find some hard hardscaper to build me a couple of walls.

    BTW - when I read the bolded quote then your response started with your dad, I got some Lyleg and GA flashbacks. I was a little nervous reading the rest.

    Most trades here are more expensive than elsewhere in the west because Jose generally doesn't feel comfortble above 6,000 feet. So a lot of the work gets done by young guys who are looking to earn enough money to support their ski habit. So the $4,000 would probably become $8k up here instead of $2k. BTW, hopefully one of the walls will replace that chain link fence you have. I know it's Portland but those should be reserved for schools and prisons.

    Interesting about the 6k comment. There are plenty of beaners in NM and CO. Both of those states have significant areas above 6K. I'd bet the beaners are afraid of the mormons. And BTW, don't the mormons work their kids like rented mules?

    Not sure about the chainlink fence. I'd rather have no fences but we have 2 dogs and 5 chickens on one side of the fence and coyotes on the other side. Besides, dogs don't do too well with wood fences. They bark at things they can't see. It's their nature. The only other option is a rail fence and I'm not too keen on spending that coin on the back yard. We'll see and I agree with your opinion but....

    Living in the country for practically all of my life, if you need a fence to keep a dog in you shouldn't have one (a dog). Otherwise train him or get an invisible fence or a shock collar. Its an animal so if he gets enough jolts often enough he will learn.

    I've lived in the country too and what you are saying doesn't equate. My dog territory extends well beyond my property. She thinks the street in front of my house and some of the woods behind the house is hers. In the country our dogs were happy with the limits of their yard. Thus the need for the fence.

    When I lived in the country, if I saw a coyote driving down the road in the field and slowed the car down it ran even it was 500 yards away because it might get shot. In the city a coyote stares at me from 100' with no fear.

    So, big fucking deal. I've done both. I've raised enough dogs to know that you're a talking out your ass. Raise a Spitz bread dog and try to contain them. Our Akita would run for 24-48 hours before she would come home. Our Akita/ German Shepard dog would run for about 100 yards and come back home. You're full of shit.

    I've seen enough dogs locked in kennels or postage stamp yards and that pisses me off. In over 50 years of having dogs on the farm we've had one runner. The old man took him in and had his nuts cut. No more running around chasing poontang for him. Chokers, shockers and other tools make the dog understand who is the Alpha Male. If a dog runs off and doesn't come back when commanded to he isn't trained in my book. Discipline and rewards seem to work fine for me. If they go on the gravel road in front of the farm chasing cars, open the car door when he is right beside you and roll his ass in the ditch. After a few times they learn. The daughters' shih Tzu would always take off when young. Every time I chased the little b!tch down I'd grab her by the collar and spank her ass till she squelled and after enough times she didn't run and the dog was closer to me than everybody in the family but my daughter. So blow me!!!!
    Mongrel
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    Post  Mongrel Sat May 11, 2013 1:21 pm

    It seems that people who let their animals roam free without regard to the property rights of others do the same with their children and neither the animals nor the kids turn out worth a shit.
    Lorenzzo
    Lorenzzo


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    Location : Park City, UT

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    Post  Lorenzzo Sat May 11, 2013 7:46 pm

    I don't have a dog. I did when I was a kid but as an adult they seem kind of filthy to me. Whether it's shedding, drooling, licking their soiled asses, licking their balls or the occasional shitting or vomiting on the carpet, they just aren't the sort of thing I want inside my house. Outside is another matter. Unfortunately almost everybody in Park City has a dog so you have to accept filth while in other people's homes.

    When I was searching for a home last fall, I roomed with a friend of a friend who has a Jack Russell terrier. This dog is probably why I now equate dogs with filth. It wasn't as much the times he crapped on the rug, the hair everywhere or that he was greasy to the touch. It probably stems from his ejaculating on me while I on a rare occasion tolerated his lap presence.
    Poe4soul
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    Post  Poe4soul Sun May 12, 2013 12:51 am

    Lorenzzo wrote:I don't have a dog. I did when I was a kid but as an adult they seem kind of filthy to me. Whether it's shedding, drooling, licking their soiled asses, licking their balls or the occasional shitting or vomiting on the carpet, they just aren't the sort of thing I want inside my house. Outside is another matter. Unfortunately almost everybody in Park City has a dog so you have to accept filth while in other people's homes.

    When I was searching for a home last fall, I roomed with a friend of a friend who has a Jack Russell terrier. This dog is probably why I now equate dogs with filth. It wasn't as much the times he crapped on the rug, the hair everywhere or that he was greasy to the touch. It probably stems from his ejaculating on me while I on a rare occasion tolerated his lap presence.

    It'sa terrier. What were you expecting? Your friend friend probably didn't beat him enough.

    Dogs are dogs. You do have to accept certain things like hair, vomit, etc. But they are unconditional love. I have been told that you can beat the shit out of them and they'll still greet you at the door like you're a saint.

    In all seriousness, nothing will open a woman up to a casual conversation like a dog. Puppy is practically a sure deal. You should be able to rent them it's so good.

    Kiwigolfer
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    Post  Kiwigolfer Sun May 12, 2013 6:12 am

    Lorenzzo wrote:I don't have a dog. I did when I was a kid but as an adult they seem kind of filthy to me. Whether it's shedding, drooling, licking their soiled asses, licking their balls or the occasional shitting or vomiting on the carpet, they just aren't the sort of thing I want inside my house. Outside is another matter. Unfortunately almost everybody in Park City has a dog so you have to accept filth while in other people's homes.

    When I was searching for a home last fall, I roomed with a friend of a friend who has a Jack Russell terrier. This dog is probably why I now equate dogs with filth. It wasn't as much the times he crapped on the rug, the hair everywhere or that he was greasy to the touch. It probably stems from his ejaculating on me while I on a rare occasion tolerated his lap presence.

    +1

    A couple of years ago a friend came and stayed and brought her two pooches with her and insisted they be allowed inside with her. Apart from pissing on the carpet they stunk and dropped hair everywhere. The stench lingered for days afterwards.
    Lorenzzo
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    Post  Lorenzzo Sun May 12, 2013 10:45 am

    Poe4soul wrote:
    Lorenzzo wrote:I don't have a dog. I did when I was a kid but as an adult they seem kind of filthy to me. Whether it's shedding, drooling, licking their soiled asses, licking their balls or the occasional shitting or vomiting on the carpet, they just aren't the sort of thing I want inside my house. Outside is another matter. Unfortunately almost everybody in Park City has a dog so you have to accept filth while in other people's homes.

    When I was searching for a home last fall, I roomed with a friend of a friend who has a Jack Russell terrier. This dog is probably why I now equate dogs with filth. It wasn't as much the times he crapped on the rug, the hair everywhere or that he was greasy to the touch. It probably stems from his ejaculating on me while I on a rare occasion tolerated his lap presence.

    It'sa terrier. What were you expecting? Your friend friend probably didn't beat him enough.

    Dogs are dogs. You do have to accept certain things like hair, vomit, etc. But they are unconditional love. I have been told that you can beat the shit out of them and they'll still greet you at the door like you're a saint.

    In all seriousness, nothing will open a woman up to a casual conversation like a dog. Puppy is practically a sure deal. You should be able to rent them it's so good.


    I'm back in So. Cal. this week because I need to get some things done to my place here and also recruit some new women for free lodging in Park City. This maneuver works really well and partially compensates for my advancing age. Trolling with a resort home may be no less creepy than offering candy but they don't see it that way in fact it completely lowers their defenses. I hope at some point I don't have to resort to a dog.

    Today I was invited out on a boat by a woman who owns a house on the water in Long Beach. She's different than most women I've hung with. She's flush and she says fuck a lot. Usually So. Cal. women I meet aren't earners and don't have potty mouths. She's also really well built, attractive, early 40-s and very down to earth.

    I haven't breached the 40-s too much so I have a little anxiety here. When I met her on Thursday, after a while she was rubbing her boobs up against me some but I couldn't tell if they were real. They ain't small. I've laid odds of 2:1 they're fake and if they're fake, 2:1 again I'll find them weird. I'm figuring I'll find out on the boat (not sex but revealing boat attire) however right now I'm just hanging because we're on weather hold (fog).

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