2013 LPGA Schedule

Is this the week the LPGA will finally announce its 2013 tournament schedule?
Yes it is, but apparently they will tease us by doing it stages.

http://mlyhlss.blogspot.com/2013/01/2013-lpga-schedule.html

The anticipation is killing me. It's bad enough that the announcement for the next installment of Ice Road Truckers has been delayed. Now this?

Where does a guy who covers the LPGA and uses a sexy pic of one of its hottest players as his avatar rank on the perv meter?

Playa Hata wrote:Where does a guy who covers the LPGA and uses a sexy pic of one of its hottest players as his avatar rank on the perv meter?

Most likely a few notches below you.

FamousDavis wrote:The anticipation is killing me. It's bad enough that the announcement for the next installment of Ice Road Truckers has been delayed. Now this?

Will be starting my highly anticipated Ice Road Truckers Blog, early next week.

tonyj5 wrote:

Playa Hata wrote:Where does a guy who covers the LPGA and uses a sexy pic of one of its hottest players as his avatar rank on the perv meter?

Most likely a few notches below you.

BAZINGA. :-)

FamousDavis wrote:The anticipation is killing me. It's bad enough that the announcement for the next installment of Ice Road Truckers has been delayed. Now this?

apparently there is an NHL season about to start, too... five games long, or some such.

Big Dave wrote:

FamousDavis wrote:The anticipation is killing me. It's bad enough that the announcement for the next installment of Ice Road Truckers has been delayed. Now this?

apparently there is an NHL season about to start, too... five games long, or some such.

You forgot a Zero, Maw Fucka.

My Puppy ate my PVR (The main power cord) but hopefully I have the replacement for the first Leaf game. If not, I'll be making Puppy Stew.

What's that NHL strike all about anyway? I mean to get paid anything for people to watch some guys put on skates and play some ice hockey? They hit the puck so hard that you can't even see it on TV. They should color the puck electronically like they do with the first down line in NFL telecasts. More people would probably watch then. The only thing I think might be worth striking for for them would be for zero deductables on their dental plans.

tonyj5 wrote:

Playa Hata wrote:Where does a guy who covers the LPGA and uses a sexy pic of one of its hottest players as his avatar rank on the perv meter?

Most likely a few notches below you.

Well played. Still rolling with pubes on the top of your head?

Big Dave wrote:

tonyj5 wrote:

Playa Hata wrote:Where does a guy who covers the LPGA and uses a sexy pic of one of its hottest players as his avatar rank on the perv meter?

Most likely a few notches below you.

BAZINGA. :-)

No kidding. Tony don't play. I remember a similar beat down Tony gave to Not A Hacker about a year ago.

FamousDavis wrote:

Big Dave wrote:

tonyj5 wrote:

Playa Hata wrote:Where does a guy who covers the LPGA and uses a sexy pic of one of its hottest players as his avatar rank on the perv meter?

Most likely a few notches below you.

BAZINGA. :-)

No kidding. Tony don't play. I remember a similar beat down Tony gave to Not A Hacker about a year ago.

I don't believe it for a second. Bring it, b!tch.

I love it when tony takes the gloves off.
Playa, you got bitchslapped. Any further attempt to zing him back is just desperate, and you're too good for that.

Horseballs wrote:I love it when tony takes the gloves off.
Playa, you got bitchslapped. Any further attempt to zing him back is just desperate, and you're too good for that.

Well this is no fun. How can I drum up CS' first war with referees calling the game like this?

Playa Hata wrote:

FamousDavis wrote:

Big Dave wrote:

tonyj5 wrote:

Playa Hata wrote:Where does a guy who covers the LPGA and uses a sexy pic of one of its hottest players as his avatar rank on the perv meter?

Most likely a few notches below you.

BAZINGA. :-)

No kidding. Tony don't play. I remember a similar beat down Tony gave to Not A Hacker about a year ago.

I don't believe it for a second. Bring it, b!tch.

You want to talk about avatar's?
My avatar is something I like looking at. I guess yours is something you like looking at also (or maybe more than looking).

tonyj5 wrote:

You want to talk about avatar's?
My avatar is something I like looking at. I guess yours is something you like looking at also (or maybe more than looking).

I do get a kick out of watching dogs do their business. Now if you're insinuating that I like to insert myself into the situation after they're done, well, that's just disgusting. I make sure my dogs have had a thorough colonic session before injecting my meat.

The LPGA announced today that Acer will be a new Sponsor for the Shoprite Classic in Galloway, NJ.

I think that a great way to increase viewership of LPGA events would be to have one of their tournaments at a really good well-known course. And make it a major like the LPGA PGA or whatever or the U.S. LPGA Open. The best course is the one where even I would endeavor to watch all the coverage on all four days meaning I might even consider taking off from work on Thursday and Friday. Well, maybe half-days. The only course I can think of that would light that fire would be Augusta National down there in Georgia. (In the southern U.S.A., not the former Soviet Republic, dipshits). Of course they would need to play from the up tees. You know, the same ones that 98% of the members have to play from. I can see them now. Average age about 77.35. Knee socks and Bermuda shorts cinched a good clubhead north of their navels like the caricature of Richard Nixon in the '70's. The azalea blooms will have been long gone but these ladies all wear colorful clothes anyhow and it will be much hotter than in April so they will all have that sexy perspiration sheen best seen in extreme close-ups on your biggest HDTV. Damn, I'm ready.

Mostly German wrote:I think that a great way to increase viewership of LPGA events would be to have one of their tournaments at a really good well-known course. And make it a major like the LPGA PGA or whatever or the U.S. LPGA Open. The best course is the one where even I would endeavor to watch all the coverage on all four days meaning I might even consider taking off from work on Thursday and Friday. Well, maybe half-days. The only course I can think of that would light that fire would be Augusta National down there in Georgia. (In the southern U.S.A., not the former Soviet Republic, dipshits). Of course they would need to play from the up tees. You know, the same ones that 98% of the members have to play from. I can see them now. Average age about 77.35. Knee socks and Bermuda shorts cinched a good clubhead north of their navels like the caricature of Richard Nixon in the '70's. The azalea blooms will have been long gone but these ladies all wear colorful clothes anyhow and it will be much hotter than in April so they will all have that sexy perspiration sheen best seen in extreme close-ups on your biggest HDTV. Damn, I'm ready.

Augusta National finally added a woman to its membership just last year. To say that it was a token gesture would be an understatement. There is no way in hell that the LPGA will ever play there. Even if they did, the scores would be so high, regardless of tees played, that it would prove to everyone how much worse the women are than the men at playing golf.

FamousDavis wrote:

Mostly German wrote:I think that a great way to increase viewership of LPGA events would be to have one of their tournaments at a really good well-known course. And make it a major like the LPGA PGA or whatever or the U.S. LPGA Open. The best course is the one where even I would endeavor to watch all the coverage on all four days meaning I might even consider taking off from work on Thursday and Friday. Well, maybe half-days. The only course I can think of that would light that fire would be Augusta National down there in Georgia. (In the southern U.S.A., not the former Soviet Republic, dipshits). Of course they would need to play from the up tees. You know, the same ones that 98% of the members have to play from. I can see them now. Average age about 77.35. Knee socks and Bermuda shorts cinched a good clubhead north of their navels like the caricature of Richard Nixon in the '70's. The azalea blooms will have been long gone but these ladies all wear colorful clothes anyhow and it will be much hotter than in April so they will all have that sexy perspiration sheen best seen in extreme close-ups on your biggest HDTV. Damn, I'm ready.

Augusta National finally added a woman to its membership just last year. To say that it was a token gesture would be an understatement. There is no way in hell that the LPGA will ever play there. Even if they did, the scores would be so high, regardless of tees played, that it would prove to everyone how much worse the women are than the men at playing golf.

The woman already played courses like Oakmont, and didn't fair that poorly. Paula Creamer won there with a score of -1, which is the a winning score I appreciate in a major Championship.

Mostly German wrote:I think that a great way to increase viewership of LPGA events would be to have one of their tournaments at a really good well-known course. And make it a major like the LPGA PGA or whatever or the U.S. LPGA Open. The best course is the one where even I would endeavor to watch all the coverage on all four days meaning I might even consider taking off from work on Thursday and Friday. Well, maybe half-days. The only course I can think of that would light that fire would be Augusta National down there in Georgia. (In the southern U.S.A., not the former Soviet Republic, dipshits). Of course they would need to play from the up tees. You know, the same ones that 98% of the members have to play from. I can see them now. Average age about 77.35. Knee socks and Bermuda shorts cinched a good clubhead north of their navels like the caricature of Richard Nixon in the '70's. The azalea blooms will have been long gone but these ladies all wear colorful clothes anyhow and it will be much hotter than in April so they will all have that sexy perspiration sheen best seen in extreme close-ups on your biggest HDTV. Damn, I'm ready.

In my mind, all augusta members look like William Frawley from I Love Lucy.

Big Dave wrote:

Mostly German wrote:I think that a great way to increase viewership of LPGA events would be to have one of their tournaments at a really good well-known course. And make it a major like the LPGA PGA or whatever or the U.S. LPGA Open. The best course is the one where even I would endeavor to watch all the coverage on all four days meaning I might even consider taking off from work on Thursday and Friday. Well, maybe half-days. The only course I can think of that would light that fire would be Augusta National down there in Georgia. (In the southern U.S.A., not the former Soviet Republic, dipshits). Of course they would need to play from the up tees. You know, the same ones that 98% of the members have to play from. I can see them now. Average age about 77.35. Knee socks and Bermuda shorts cinched a good clubhead north of their navels like the caricature of Richard Nixon in the '70's. The azalea blooms will have been long gone but these ladies all wear colorful clothes anyhow and it will be much hotter than in April so they will all have that sexy perspiration sheen best seen in extreme close-ups on your biggest HDTV. Damn, I'm ready.

In my mind, all augusta members look like William Frawley from I Love Lucy.

One of the prerequisites for membership to Augusta is a heavy set of floppy jowls, grey hair, age spots and pale skin. Running and weight training are frowned upon. Oh, and you must love iced tea.

Big Dave wrote:

Mostly German wrote:I think that a great way to increase viewership of LPGA events would be to have one of their tournaments at a really good well-known course. And make it a major like the LPGA PGA or whatever or the U.S. LPGA Open. The best course is the one where even I would endeavor to watch all the coverage on all four days meaning I might even consider taking off from work on Thursday and Friday. Well, maybe half-days. The only course I can think of that would light that fire would be Augusta National down there in Georgia. (In the southern U.S.A., not the former Soviet Republic, dipshits). Of course they would need to play from the up tees. You know, the same ones that 98% of the members have to play from. I can see them now. Average age about 77.35. Knee socks and Bermuda shorts cinched a good clubhead north of their navels like the caricature of Richard Nixon in the '70's. The azalea blooms will have been long gone but these ladies all wear colorful clothes anyhow and it will be much hotter than in April so they will all have that sexy perspiration sheen best seen in extreme close-ups on your biggest HDTV. Damn, I'm ready.

In my mind, all augusta members look like William Frawley from I Love Lucy.

Man, that's a harsh insult to a great actor in an all-time classic show.

The LPGA today announced that Marathon Petroleum Corporation has joined the LPGA family as title partner of the Toledo-based tournament, to be played July 18-21, 2013 at Highland Meadows Golf Club in Sylvania, Ohio. The Marathon Classic presented by Owens Corning & O-I will return to global television this year via Golf Channel and the LPGA’s international television partners.