today's joke

Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland UK:

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.

3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN.

4. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

5. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.

6. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU

7. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.

8. QUIET PLEASE WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.

9. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

10. WELL DONE. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF.

jmtbkr wrote:Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland UK:

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.

3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN.

4. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

5. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.

6. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU

7. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.

8. QUIET PLEASE WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.

9. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

10. WELL DONE. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF.

Watch out for guys who are swinging

That sign was posted above the urinals at my golf club. I guess somebody grew tired of such a weak attempt at humour and pulled it down as it's no longer there.

Mildly amusing the first time but pretty lame when you read it every week.

Did you hear the one about the catholic, the jew and the coloured boy who went to heaven?
That jokes a real doozy.

Did you ever hear about the Robot Caddies?