Ratzinger doffs white hat

Anybody have any theories?

As soon as I read that he had a Twitter account and was "tweeting", I knew he was a goner. Those who tweet are typically oxygen-wasting celebrities and pro athletes whose on-line prose verifies my long-held opinion that collegiate athletes with pro potential are shephered through their college years with vigorous, stenuous, intellectual curriculae in fields such as the manufacture of agricultural produce containers using native plant fibers, Classical Ebonics, and Second Grade Arithmatic.

That and his highly successful stewardship of the Church that oversaw recent triumphs such as the national re-election and the passage by popular vote of the legalisation of homosexual marriage in several states. If it wasn't a sin, I'd say he might eat his gun.

Divine intervention

The Italians are all over it...

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Here you go... --> http://www.iconicon.it/blog/2013/02/itccs-il-papa-si-dimette-evitare-larresto/

http://cremonademocratica.org/2013/02/13/sterminio-di-50mila-bambini-dal-22-all84-in-canada-mediante-torture-mandato-darresto-internazionale-per-il-governo-canadese-il-papa-e-la-regina-dinghilterra/

http://itccs.org/2013/02/14/pope-benedict-to-seek-immunity-and-protection-from-italian-president-giorgio-napolitano-on-february-23/

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Rock your world, son. Catholic Church going down? Never thought it could happen...