Vijay Singh and SWATS

And I'm not talking about the popular brand of Combat Boots.

I don't know if anyone has been watching Morning Drive this morning (Got my Satellite working this morning, and wanted to watch SOMETHING)but a story broke today about Vijay using a substance that's banned by the PGA. Apparently it's in a spray form and he squirts it under his tongue every few hours. It's a "Deer Antler Spray" manufactured by Sports with Alternatives to Steroids (SWATS). In promotional material, the firm claims the substance contains IGF-1, a natural, anabolic hormone that stimulates muscle growth.

Vij was talking about taking it with Sports Illustrated like it was candy.

Here is an article: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/golf/21259615

The only problem for him is that several times a year he has an uncontrollable urge to run through the forests and leap across roads at night and freeze in place when staring into the high beams of oncoming traffic.

Mostly German wrote:The only problem for him is that several times a year he has an uncontrollable urge to run through the forests and leap across roads at night and freeze in place when staring into the high beams of oncoming traffic.

Additionally, some friends claim that, without warning, VJ will bend over and begin eating leaves from nearby shrubs. One neighbor had to beat him away with a stick.

Could be why he always plays so well at the John Deere Classic.

He's got a son who must be 21 now. And a much younger daughter nobody talks about. Named her "Bambi".

Mostly German wrote:He's got a son who must be 21 now. And a much younger daughter nobody talks about. Named her "Bambi".

For a fawn, she's very good at golf. Cass is a handsome buck.

Vijay's recently developed fear of visiting the lion exhibits at the zoo is now completely understandable.

FamousDavis wrote:

Mostly German wrote:He's got a son who must be 21 now. And a much younger daughter nobody talks about. Named her "Bambi".

For a fawn, she's very good at golf. Cass is a handsome buck.

Vijay's recently developed fear of visiting the lion exhibits at the zoo is now completely understandable.

He has his caddie check him for ticks on every hole.

I can buy that in the hunting section at Bass Pro Shops... A plastic spray bottle... Smells like piss though...

Big Dave wrote:I can buy that in the hunting section at Bass Pro Shops... A plastic spray bottle... Smells like piss though...

Spray it on your tounge every few hours and let us know how it works.