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    Pky6471

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    Trump Kicks Assssssss

    Post  Pky6471 on Sun Feb 21, 2016 6:38 pm

    WTF is going on? well., out of my control anyway...
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    Mongrel

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    Post  Mongrel on Mon Feb 22, 2016 10:53 am

    Yes, Trump does indeed kick asses. Asses that need to be kicked all the way out to fucking Pluto. As a plus, he would be the best golfer ever to inhabit the White House.
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    Post  trombettista_vecchio on Thu Mar 03, 2016 9:58 am

    The Ku Klux Klan and the American Nazis completely agree with you, Mongrel.


    As for me, I don't vote personal attributes.

    One, I don't know these people personally.

    Two, I don't personally know the media types telling me about them, either.

    Consequently, I vote issues and ideas exclusively. Since no presidential candidate has earned a doctorate in every academic pursuit know to man, NO candidate is qualified to do the job. They will all assemble a team of experts, and the experts will be attracted to the candidate's ideology--not personality.

    Bernie Sanders is the ONLY candidate who dares to envision America catching up to the other great democracies in public education and health care. As for Hillary and the Republicans, they call America's shameful social regressiveness "American Exceptionalism."

    If you believe that Americans are not as good as Swedes and Danes and the Dutch and don't deserve the kind of civilized country that they have, vote for one of the Neanderthals like Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton. Other than that, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren are from my perspective the only two people in the country worth supporting. As for the others, I wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire.
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    Mongrel

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    Re: Trump Kicks Assssssss

    Post  Mongrel on Thu Mar 03, 2016 11:02 am

    Several Mongreloid observations:

    This past year, the wife and I traveled a bit by car from New England and, most recently, to the southern section of Florida and then back home. This is the first Presidential Election year I can recall that almost no one has a presidential candidate bumper sticker. The only ones we have seen are for Bernie Sanders.

    If the races look interesting to me, I try to tap into the pulses of various factions. I noticed this time that Trump and Sanders seem to be attracting proponents and voters with some similarities. Should Trump be shunted aside by the intellectual charismatic giants who comprise the established GOP, I would not be surprised to see more than a few Trump afficionados vote for Bernie as a "fuck you" gesture to the party without testicles. Should Bernie fail to garner his party's nomination and Trump get his, I would expect similar responses.

    Regarding the Klan and American Nazi Party, I expect that most of the members are comprised of the ranks of FBI, DEA, and U.S. Marshall Service undercover agents and paid informants.

    As for Elizabeth Warren, a Native American story comes to mind...the guy is just passing through the town on an early Saturday evening and stops into a tavern for a cold one and maybe some action. So after getting his long neck, he sidles up behind two attractive young things and hears them discussing which races of males have the largest cocks. One girl tells the other that Jews have the biggest schlongs while to other argues that American Indians are better endowed. So the guy sits down next to them and says "Hi, there. I'm Geronimo Goldstein."
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    Post  trombettista_vecchio on Thu Mar 03, 2016 12:42 pm

    OK, that's the best anecdote to come out of this campaign so far, Mongrel.

    I like the picture of Corrado "Uncle Jun" Soprano, as well. I kinda miss those guys.
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    Re: Trump Kicks Assssssss

    Post  jt1135 on Fri Mar 04, 2016 5:45 pm

    Tough year to be a voter. Not one of the major party candidates could pour piss out of a boot.
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    Mongrel

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    Re: Trump Kicks Assssssss

    Post  Mongrel on Fri Mar 04, 2016 7:33 pm

    Easiest election decision in years. There's only one smart enough not to pick up a boot with piss in it in the first place.

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