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    Where the hell is Sooner BS?

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    Pky6471

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    Where the hell is Sooner BS?

    Post  Pky6471 on Fri Jun 21, 2013 6:12 am

    Hope he survives all the tornadoes that came thru OKlahoma
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    Lorenzzo

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    Re: Where the hell is Sooner BS?

    Post  Lorenzzo on Fri Jun 21, 2013 3:18 pm

    He survived just fine thanks to the structural integrity of his jail cell.  I keep in touch with him and can tell you he's hit kind of a rough patch.  There are of course the indecent exposure/public mastrubation charges and then while out on parole he was hit in the head with a lawn dart.  At this point the doctors feel it's safest not to remove the lawn dart but rather simply cut holes in the side of his golf caps.  Sooner's relieved, he thought he'd be limited to visors.

    So you see, even in Oklahoma, there's always a silver lining.

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