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    Golf Equipment Christmas Carols

    FamousDavis
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    Post  FamousDavis Tue Dec 11, 2012 6:49 pm

    It's that special time of year again. Here is the golf version of "it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas":

    It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
    Ev'rywhere you golf;
    Take a look at irons five thru ten, glistening once again
    With Ping Eye 2s and silver blades aglow.
    It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
    Toys in every golf store
    But the prettiest sight to see is the new golf set that will be
    On your own front door.

    A pair of footjoy boots and a Bushnell that shoots
    Is the wish of FD and troops;
    Balls that will spin and will go for a mile
    Is a thought that brings up HB's bile;
    And Homeslice and Dave can hardly wait for bermuda to grow again.
    It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
    Ev'rywhere you golf;
    There's a tree overhanging the green, one in the fairway as well,
    The sturdy kind that doesn't mind Larry's smell.
    It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas;
    Soon the rounds will start,
    And the thing that will make them ring is when you putt with Ping
    Right into the heart.
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    Mongrel
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    Post  Mongrel Wed Dec 12, 2012 9:54 am


    [i]Dashing off the tee
    In the Gas-powered EZ-Go,

    Past the bunkers I go
    Laughing all the way,

    GPS reading sings
    Makes my spirits bright

    Three fifteen and down the gut
    That's totally out of sight, Oh..

    Rocketballz, Rocketballz, rocket all the way,
    Oh what fun it is today to keep them all in play.


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