Does this site allow Kiwis? I don't like Kiwis. Everyone knows that they are nothing but Australian "want-to-bes," and Lord knows that we have enough freaking Aussies in the world.
Does this site allow Californians? I hate Californians, lowest form of white man on the earth. Braggarts all of them.
Does this site allow Canadians? I don't like Canadians, either. They are all a bunch of pussies.
How about Yankees? Why would Yankees have anything decent to post on a golf forum? What do they get to golf -- maybe two months out of the year?
I guess if you have some Oklahomans and Texans posting on this site, I can stay around and impart to you the secrets of golf. However, Texans are notorious for having big mouths and small penises.
How's the golf games, shitheads?