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    Horseballs

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    Where is the goddamn Swap Shop forum?

    Post  Horseballs on Wed May 15, 2013 2:23 pm

    This is a total outrage!!! The worst scandal since the IRS got busted for targeting Tea Baggers!!!
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    Mongrel

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    Post  Mongrel on Wed May 15, 2013 2:25 pm

    Ask the Site Fuhrer. I assume he took it down because its latest thread starter was a new member who posted spam links to some crap. Well done, FD. You have to kill these cocker-roaches before they can get comfortable and breed.
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    Lorenzzo

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    Post  Lorenzzo on Wed May 15, 2013 2:32 pm

    I requested a sticky for the Turns thread. So far nothing.
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    SoonerBS

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    Post  SoonerBS on Thu May 16, 2013 9:48 pm

    We need a thread dedicated to tales and stories of Lorenzzo's sexual exploits. I miss those. But, then again, I'm married.
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    Lorenzzo

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    Post  Lorenzzo on Fri May 17, 2013 1:56 am

    SoonerBS wrote:We need a thread dedicated to tales and stories of Lorenzzo's sexual exploits. I miss those. But, then again, I'm married.

    I could spill on the Turns thread. Since it's not been stickied it'll need some filler to keep it active.

    This one's fresh from tonight. I have this 38 year old attractive blonde friend who declined getting involved because she'd like to marry and have a family and her clock on that is running low. I suggested a purely physical relationship but she claimed she has to be emotionally involved. We all know that's bullshit and after I made the suggestion each time I saw her she seemed hornier. Eventually I was able to seduce her. Honestly I don't think she'd had sex for a while and would not get off me if I wasn't on her.

    Tonight she professed she wanted to go back to a non-physical relationship but 20 minutes later her clothes were off and she was moaning. I thought about muffling her but some women don't like that so I jut tried to ignore it.
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    Re: Where is the goddamn Swap Shop forum?

    Post  Pky6471 on Fri May 17, 2013 5:59 am

    SoonerBS wrote:We need a thread dedicated to tales and stories of Lorenzzo's sexual exploits. I miss those. But, then again, I'm married.

    Being married should not stop U from hearing Lorenzzo's sex fantasy, right?
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    Post  Pky6471 on Fri May 17, 2013 6:00 am

    Lorenzzo wrote:
    SoonerBS wrote:We need a thread dedicated to tales and stories of Lorenzzo's sexual exploits. I miss those. But, then again, I'm married.

    I could spill on the Turns thread. Since it's not been stickied it'll need some filler to keep it active.

    This one's fresh from tonight. I have this 38 year old attractive blonde friend who declined getting involved because she'd like to marry and have a family and her clock on that is running low. I suggested a purely physical relationship but she claimed she has to be emotionally involved. We all know that's bullshit and after I made the suggestion each time I saw her she seemed hornier. Eventually I was able to seduce her. Honestly I don't think she'd had sex for a while and would not get off me if I wasn't on her.

    Tonight she professed she wanted to go back to a non-physical relationship but 20 minutes later her clothes were off and she was moaning. I thought about muffling her but some women don't like that so I jut tried to ignore it.

    Is it a Mormon lady or you old Chinese GF from S.CA?
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    Lorenzzo

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    Re: Where is the goddamn Swap Shop forum?

    Post  Lorenzzo on Mon May 20, 2013 10:46 am

    Pky6471 wrote:
    Lorenzzo wrote:
    SoonerBS wrote:We need a thread dedicated to tales and stories of Lorenzzo's sexual exploits. I miss those. But, then again, I'm married.

    I could spill on the Turns thread. Since it's not been stickied it'll need some filler to keep it active.

    This one's fresh from tonight. I have this 38 year old attractive blonde friend who declined getting involved because she'd like to marry and have a family and her clock on that is running low. I suggested a purely physical relationship but she claimed she has to be emotionally involved. We all know that's bullshit and after I made the suggestion each time I saw her she seemed hornier. Eventually I was able to seduce her. Honestly I don't think she'd had sex for a while and would not get off me if I wasn't on her.

    Tonight she professed she wanted to go back to a non-physical relationship but 20 minutes later her clothes were off and she was moaning. I thought about muffling her but some women don't like that so I jut tried to ignore it.

    Is it a Mormon lady or you old Chinese GF from S.CA?

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